he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You don't make any sense
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