Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She even gives head with a lisp.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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