Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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