JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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