Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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