It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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