16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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