I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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