operation harelip BJ is a go
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
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Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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