Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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