what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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