And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I'm like, not good at living.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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