We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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