We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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