The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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