why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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