As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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