what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
We need to rekindle our bromance
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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