bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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