Sry I called you an 8
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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