were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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