Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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