Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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