ugly people sure do ruin things
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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