you're like a bully in the Christmas story
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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