i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize