Don't you send me to vm
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Randomize