just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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