You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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