but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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