We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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