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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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