I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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