her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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