Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
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I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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