You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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