Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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