Having a random hookup so left but love u
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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