Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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