You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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