i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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