As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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