Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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