I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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