like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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