Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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