I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
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you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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