therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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