yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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