I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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